Oh Ann, you beautiful naive sophisticated newborn baby.
(via feyminism)
feyminism:
LESLIE: Hi Marci.
MARCI: Leslie! Are they finally teaching you Parks people how to read? (She looks down and sees the film reel.) Oh, I guess not. It’s a movie.
LESLIE: You’re pretty cocky for someone whose job is obsolete because of the internet.
(They laugh, tensely. Marci swipes Leslie’s library card.)
MARCI: Let’s see… hmmm. You seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM!
LESLIE: NO, I DON’T!
MARCI: Yeah, you do.
LESLIE: (Shoving a pile of books at Marci.) Ann, grab the movies! Go! Go! Go! Go!
(They grab the reels and run for the exit. On the way out, Leslie pulls over a cart of books.)
LESLIE: PUNK-ASS BOOK JOCKEYS!
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